My apologies for not being here as of late. I am working on a top secret site that will launch in 3 weeks. Trust me, it’s something you’ll want to see and a labor of love. It’s been the most rewarding work I’ve done and I feel like a part of the team even though it’s not for money.
When it launches, it will blow your minds!
I also have a stomach bug which is whipping my ass in every way possible. I will leave you with the best part of the MTV Movie Awards from Sunday.
Mike Myers made an increasingly shitty show bearable. This impersonation of someone who considers themselves an animal expert on Livejournal or someone who would kill their cousin to get their own show on Animal Planet. He was dead on. The menses line? Oh hell yes. Come on, you know who these people are.
Mike Myers, it’s about time you were funny again. Keep it going damn it.
