Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

Alas, Chad Tulik, you just weren’t mean to be on A Shot at Love II for long. Why? Because my favorite wangbone dude knocked a bitch out. It was the fight teased from the day the promos were released for the second season. But I say fight when it was more of the dude from Jersey doing his best to get Chad worked up then things exploding when good old Chad was just near Bo.

Dude, this was far from a small headbutt or punch. Chad split Bo’s jawbone. This required a steel plate in his jaw to avoid having it wired shut for 6 weeks.

So Chad was escorted out and Bo was rushed to the hospital. The most amazing part of all of this is somehow in that mansion with all this going on, Tila didn’t know what happened until the next day.

Right.

But hey, at least the man with the wangbone isn’t bitter right? This is from Chad’s MySpace blog tonight:

note that everyone was holding me back. i let him know it was on but i left the room to try to cool down. he came back after me, getting in my face and he’s taller and fatter than me so i felt threatened… headbutting isn’t cheap when you’re being restrained and a big ass meat head is in your face. i might say that first shot was self defense… i felt like he would be the kind of guy to hit a motherfucker while his hands were held. cuz THAT’s the kind of guy bo is. the other two hits were icing on the cake.

on another note, i have to comment on all the stupid ass people who think a shot at love is REAL!!! i mean really?? really?? everyone on tv, on any “reality” show, is there for the cameras. NOT to find love or have a “shot” with Tila Tequila… i fucked hotter bitches when i was twelve… enjoy the rest of the season…right…like you’ll be watching. i mean, what’s the point now?! yawn…she’s boring.

Yeah. He has these words for Tila as well:

Nothing but love.

Wangbone Chad, you will be missed sorely. But know that you live on with your wangbone ways in the hearts of many and out of a housefull of skanks, you made it on The Soup. Rock on.

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