How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Thank god their show is back on – my god, he’s so damn fine. His new haircut for his movie? HOT.

Still working on that whole top secret thing I’ve got going on. Launching soon and then I won’t need to kill anyone for finding out what it is.

More updates once that’s done, I promise. . . . → Read More: How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

OMG NKOTB!

It’s about time. That’s all I have to say.

Oh yeah, I fucking love it. Seriously. I am 13 again listening to this and in fangirl heaven. The only thing that makes it better is seeing how much my 11 year old is down with the same band I adored forever ago.

Still working on that project so . . . → Read More: OMG NKOTB!

Busy but working on something exciting

My apologies for not being here as of late. I am working on a top secret site that will launch in 3 weeks. Trust me, it’s something you’ll want to see and a labor of love. It’s been the most rewarding work I’ve done and I feel like a part of the team even though it’s . . . → Read More: Busy but working on something exciting

I cannot wait for this!

Seriously, I would have screamed blasphemy against the original but the cast so far looks fucking sweet.

Brenda and Dylan must guest star at some point. It would make it . . . → Read More: I cannot wait for this!

Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see someone dance like Michael Jackson totally naked? Wonder no more.

Ok, if you haven’t gathered it’s NSFW by the words “Michael Jackson naked dance” then you need to leave this blog now.

Mad love to Fleshbot for this awesome . . . → Read More: Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst

Seriously. I broke toes at one of his concerts back in 99. Good man, violent mosh pits, and seriously not a douchebag.

Tonight, I spotted him in all of 2 seconds on House. Hot damn, I don’t care what anyone says because he’s still got some mad sexy eyes.

Yes, I loved Limp Bizkit and I think . . . → Read More: Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst

He’s dancing in Korean

This is why Stephen Colbert is a god.

That . . . → Read More: He’s dancing in Korean

This is what we riot over now?

So Miley Cyrus takes some photos for Vanity Fair and all hell breaks loose.  This is the photo in question:

And this is the response shared by many media outlets:

People are going to burn their Miley Cyrus stuff over that image?  People are calling a 15 year old child . . . → Read More: This is what we riot over now?

While I’m in Law and Order induced mourning

this right here makes me feel all warm inside.

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Dick Wolf: just CONSIDER adding Gregory Itzin to the cast please. Guest episode, new detective, evil defense attorney; it doesn’t matter where you put him. Just put him there.

My love for the L&O universe . . . → Read More: While I’m in Law and Order induced mourning

Chicks love wangbone

Yes, it’s Tila and she’s back to totally fuck with the minds of 16 lesbians and 16 straight men. Oh wait, there is one bi girl in there (REPRESENT!!) who actually made the cut. This season promises more fights, more drama, and more police visits.

MTV, this is why I watch you now. Keep up the . . . → Read More: Chicks love wangbone