I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

and this is why:

As if there was any question about my sexual orientation even in the early 90′s. Hot damn, she is a smoking hot bitch and the fact the video is an almost flawless reproduction of the original Vogue video just makes it even hotter.

I am all about Glee . . . → Read More: I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Thank you Dixie Carter for being such a wonderful actress and providing proof to millions via a tv show that not all Southerners are complete jackasses.

My favorite Julia Sugarbaker moment is this one right here:

May your family find peace in knowing how many lives you touched with . . . → Read More: Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Paging Dr. Bummer …

Quite possibly the best person in the world to make a 69 joke on a popular national tv show that tends to have an older viewing audience. The fact his name is Dr. Bummer, he’s a gynecologist, and he bids 69 dollars is enough to have The Price Is Right host Drew Carey laughing his ass . . . → Read More: Paging Dr. Bummer …

How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Thank god their show is back on – my god, he’s so damn fine. His new haircut for his movie? HOT.

Still working on that whole top secret thing I’ve got going on. Launching soon and then I won’t need to kill anyone for finding out what it is.

More updates once that’s done, I promise. . . . → Read More: How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

Alas, Chad Tulik, you just weren’t mean to be on A Shot at Love II for long. Why? Because my favorite wangbone dude knocked a bitch out. It was the fight teased from the day the promos were released for the second season. But I say fight when it was more of . . . → Read More: Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

I cannot wait for this!

Seriously, I would have screamed blasphemy against the original but the cast so far looks fucking sweet.

Brenda and Dylan must guest star at some point. It would make it . . . → Read More: I cannot wait for this!

Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst

Seriously. I broke toes at one of his concerts back in 99. Good man, violent mosh pits, and seriously not a douchebag.

Tonight, I spotted him in all of 2 seconds on House. Hot damn, I don’t care what anyone says because he’s still got some mad sexy eyes.

Yes, I loved Limp Bizkit and I think . . . → Read More: Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst

Damn you Gossip Girl

I swore I’d never watch this show. I promised to never even scan articles about it. I bitched about their promotions, while very impressive, driving me insane.

Then I watched tonight’s episode.

Damn you teen dramas.

I have been sucked in. Just like The O.C., you have drawn me in with your ads and now I . . . → Read More: Damn you Gossip Girl

Why have you betrayed me Hulu?

Hulu.com, I have loved you from day one. I have told people about you, posted clips from your site instead of others, and watch clips/shows all day long.

Until today.

I wanted a clip from season 6 episode 9 of Family Guy. This is the scene as it aired on network tv on a Sunday evening at . . . → Read More: Why have you betrayed me Hulu?

This is what we riot over now?

So Miley Cyrus takes some photos for Vanity Fair and all hell breaks loose.  This is the photo in question:

And this is the response shared by many media outlets:

People are going to burn their Miley Cyrus stuff over that image?  People are calling a 15 year old child . . . → Read More: This is what we riot over now?