Paging Dr. Bummer …

Quite possibly the best person in the world to make a 69 joke on a popular national tv show that tends to have an older viewing audience. The fact his name is Dr. Bummer, he’s a gynecologist, and he bids 69 dollars is enough to have The Price Is Right host Drew Carey laughing his ass . . . → Read More: Paging Dr. Bummer …

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

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Wow. Screw the rest of those drug-free America commercials, well except those highly effective ones that talk about how doing meth will make you suck dick in truckstop restrooms, and use this to show how taking drugs at college could make act like a spaz in the middle of the quad.

Needless . . . → Read More: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Still working but more news soon

There’s so much more I wish I could say right now but that’s not happening yet. So I leave you with a photo of my insane dog Sunshine doing her best celeb impersonation.

Back to work I . . . → Read More: Still working but more news soon

Quite possibly the most amazing cake ever

Yes, that’s just what you think it is on that birthday cake. I’d assume that is icing in the cup though. And because I’m polite, I’ll go ahead and post the image behind a jump because there’s no need to scare the kiddies or those who don’t know what 2girls1cup is all about. (that link is NSFW or life btw)

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Busy but working on something exciting

My apologies for not being here as of late. I am working on a top secret site that will launch in 3 weeks. Trust me, it’s something you’ll want to see and a labor of love. It’s been the most rewarding work I’ve done and I feel like a part of the team even though it’s . . . → Read More: Busy but working on something exciting

Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

Alas, Chad Tulik, you just weren’t mean to be on A Shot at Love II for long. Why? Because my favorite wangbone dude knocked a bitch out. It was the fight teased from the day the promos were released for the second season. But I say fight when it was more of . . . → Read More: Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see someone dance like Michael Jackson totally naked? Wonder no more.

Ok, if you haven’t gathered it’s NSFW by the words “Michael Jackson naked dance” then you need to leave this blog now.

Mad love to Fleshbot for this awesome . . . → Read More: Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

He’s dancing in Korean

This is why Stephen Colbert is a god.

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I’m not sure what’s being sold here but I need it

Now this could be a total situation where being from the South all my life, I am just not enlightened enough to recognize what this commercial is trying to convey. My simple Texas public school educated mind just can’t grasp the message that is visible to anyone from the Ontario area.

Or it could be this . . . → Read More: I’m not sure what’s being sold here but I need it

I need one of these

Seriously, I know it plays into every stereotype fat chick on the net and even moreso considering I’m from Texas but I really want one of these.

Watch the infomercial, which I had posted here until I realize it was stuck on autostart, here: Pancake Puffs

Did you see all the things you can do with . . . → Read More: I need one of these