I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

and this is why:

As if there was any question about my sexual orientation even in the early 90′s. Hot damn, she is a smoking hot bitch and the fact the video is an almost flawless reproduction of the original Vogue video just makes it even hotter.

I am all about Glee . . . → Read More: I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Thank you Dixie Carter for being such a wonderful actress and providing proof to millions via a tv show that not all Southerners are complete jackasses.

My favorite Julia Sugarbaker moment is this one right here:

May your family find peace in knowing how many lives you touched with . . . → Read More: Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Thank you, GoDaddy tech support

My mom is in the hospital and calling me every 2 hours. I have had no sleep in days now and forgot to pay my domain renewal for this site.  Within minutes of paying, it was back online.

Thank you fellow Gizmodo lover who I spoke with on the phone. Now get your ass to see The . . . → Read More: Thank you, GoDaddy tech support

How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Thank god their show is back on – my god, he’s so damn fine. His new haircut for his movie? HOT.

Still working on that whole top secret thing I’ve got going on. Launching soon and then I won’t need to kill anyone for finding out what it is.

More updates once that’s done, I promise. . . . → Read More: How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

OMG NKOTB!

It’s about time. That’s all I have to say.

Oh yeah, I fucking love it. Seriously. I am 13 again listening to this and in fangirl heaven. The only thing that makes it better is seeing how much my 11 year old is down with the same band I adored forever ago.

Still working on that project so . . . → Read More: OMG NKOTB!

Busy but working on something exciting

My apologies for not being here as of late. I am working on a top secret site that will launch in 3 weeks. Trust me, it’s something you’ll want to see and a labor of love. It’s been the most rewarding work I’ve done and I feel like a part of the team even though it’s . . . → Read More: Busy but working on something exciting

Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

Alas, Chad Tulik, you just weren’t mean to be on A Shot at Love II for long. Why? Because my favorite wangbone dude knocked a bitch out. It was the fight teased from the day the promos were released for the second season. But I say fight when it was more of . . . → Read More: Goodbye sweet Wangbone dude, we hardly knew you

I cannot wait for this!

Seriously, I would have screamed blasphemy against the original but the cast so far looks fucking sweet.

Brenda and Dylan must guest star at some point. It would make it . . . → Read More: I cannot wait for this!

Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see someone dance like Michael Jackson totally naked? Wonder no more.

Ok, if you haven’t gathered it’s NSFW by the words “Michael Jackson naked dance” then you need to leave this blog now.

Mad love to Fleshbot for this awesome . . . → Read More: Don’t stop ’til you get enough (NSFW)

Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst

Seriously. I broke toes at one of his concerts back in 99. Good man, violent mosh pits, and seriously not a douchebag.

Tonight, I spotted him in all of 2 seconds on House. Hot damn, I don’t care what anyone says because he’s still got some mad sexy eyes.

Yes, I loved Limp Bizkit and I think . . . → Read More: Screw you guys, I like Fred Durst