Working on stuff

Working on getting a new image uploaded, fixing my layout, and writing again. My site is going to go insane off and on – so pardon . . . → Read More: Working on stuff

I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

and this is why:

As if there was any question about my sexual orientation even in the early 90′s. Hot damn, she is a smoking hot bitch and the fact the video is an almost flawless reproduction of the original Vogue video just makes it even hotter.

I am all about Glee . . . → Read More: I’ve had a Jane Lynch crush since “The Fugitive” ..

Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Thank you Dixie Carter for being such a wonderful actress and providing proof to millions via a tv show that not all Southerners are complete jackasses.

My favorite Julia Sugarbaker moment is this one right here:

May your family find peace in knowing how many lives you touched with . . . → Read More: Goodnight Julia Sugarbaker

Paging Dr. Bummer …

Quite possibly the best person in the world to make a 69 joke on a popular national tv show that tends to have an older viewing audience. The fact his name is Dr. Bummer, he’s a gynecologist, and he bids 69 dollars is enough to have The Price Is Right host Drew Carey laughing his ass . . . → Read More: Paging Dr. Bummer …

A change would do you … something

Rather than try to explain why or where I’ve been without first going to into a long story about how incredibly fucked up the turns in one person’s life can take them, I am going to start this entry off by saying I will figure all that shit out in a few more entries.

I’ve gone from . . . → Read More: A change would do you … something

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

http://view.break.com/482304 – Watch more free videos

Wow. Screw the rest of those drug-free America commercials, well except those highly effective ones that talk about how doing meth will make you suck dick in truckstop restrooms, and use this to show how taking drugs at college could make act like a spaz in the middle of the quad.

Needless . . . → Read More: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Thank you, GoDaddy tech support

My mom is in the hospital and calling me every 2 hours. I have had no sleep in days now and forgot to pay my domain renewal for this site.  Within minutes of paying, it was back online.

Thank you fellow Gizmodo lover who I spoke with on the phone. Now get your ass to see The . . . → Read More: Thank you, GoDaddy tech support

Still working but more news soon

There’s so much more I wish I could say right now but that’s not happening yet. So I leave you with a photo of my insane dog Sunshine doing her best celeb impersonation.

Back to work I . . . → Read More: Still working but more news soon

A note from your friendly site owner

3 words for you: Busy. Busy. Busy.

More is coming, I just have this other project I’m working on that is a labor of love and will work with this site in total bliss. But it’s still hush-hush so I can’t say more.

A vague aside here, as I saw these while working on an article about something . . . → Read More: A note from your friendly site owner

How I love Tori Spelling’s husband

Thank god their show is back on – my god, he’s so damn fine. His new haircut for his movie? HOT.

Still working on that whole top secret thing I’ve got going on. Launching soon and then I won’t need to kill anyone for finding out what it is.

More updates once that’s done, I promise. . . . → Read More: How I love Tori Spelling’s husband