Wow. Screw the rest of those drug-free America commercials, well except those highly effective ones that talk about how doing meth will make you suck dick in truckstop restrooms, and use this to show how taking drugs at college could make act like a spaz in the middle of the quad.
Needless to say, she’s definitely got a Nomi Malone thing going on. Come on, those moves were straight out of “Showgirls”. Just add in Gina Gershon, lesbian overtones, and a little bit more raunch and it’s just like the Vh1 edited version of the movie.
As so eloquently put in the video, that chick is seriously tripping balls.
My mom is in the hospital and calling me every 2 hours. I have had no sleep in days now and forgot to pay my domain renewal for this site. Within minutes of paying, it was back online.
Thank you fellow Gizmodo lover who I spoke with on the phone. Now get your ass to see The Dark Knight already
(All broken images will be back online in a few hours. Sorry for the downtime.)
There’s so much more I wish I could say right now but that’s not happening yet. So I leave you with a photo of my insane dog Sunshine doing her best celeb impersonation.
More is coming, I just have this other project I’m working on that is a labor of love and will work with this site in total bliss. But it’s still hush-hush so I can’t say more.
A vague aside here, as I saw these while working on an article about something else. I felt they were relevant to nothing on this site and yet to everything.
“Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well. Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly.”
“He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others.”
“There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.”
And with that, I’m off to finish up everything that I have to have done now. Here’s hoping you have a better weekend than I do.
Oh yeah, I fucking love it. Seriously. I am 13 again listening to this and in fangirl heaven. The only thing that makes it better is seeing how much my 11 year old is down with the same band I adored forever ago.
Still working on that project so my time is gone but I will be back to update more soon.
Yes, that’s just what you think it is on that birthday cake. I’d assume that is icing in the cup though. And because I’m polite, I’ll go ahead and post the image behind a jump because there’s no need to scare the kiddies or those who don’t know what 2girls1cup is all about. (that link is NSFW or life btw)
My apologies for not being here as of late. I am working on a top secret site that will launch in 3 weeks. Trust me, it’s something you’ll want to see and a labor of love. It’s been the most rewarding work I’ve done and I feel like a part of the team even though it’s not for money.
When it launches, it will blow your minds!
I also have a stomach bug which is whipping my ass in every way possible. I will leave you with the best part of the MTV Movie Awards from Sunday.
Mike Myers made an increasingly shitty show bearable. This impersonation of someone who considers themselves an animal expert on Livejournal or someone who would kill their cousin to get their own show on Animal Planet. He was dead on. The menses line? Oh hell yes. Come on, you know who these people are.
Mike Myers, it’s about time you were funny again. Keep it going damn it.
Alas, Chad Tulik, you just weren’t mean to be on A Shot at Love II for long. Why? Because my favorite wangbone dude knocked a bitch out. It was the fight teased from the day the promos were released for the second season. But I say fight when it was more of the dude from Jersey doing his best to get Chad worked up then things exploding when good old Chad was just near Bo.
Dude, this was far from a small headbutt or punch. Chad split Bo’s jawbone. This required a steel plate in his jaw to avoid having it wired shut for 6 weeks.
So Chad was escorted out and Bo was rushed to the hospital. The most amazing part of all of this is somehow in that mansion with all this going on, Tila didn’t know what happened until the next day.
Right.
But hey, at least the man with the wangbone isn’t bitter right? This is from Chad’s MySpace blog tonight:
note that everyone was holding me back. i let him know it was on but i left the room to try to cool down. he came back after me, getting in my face and he’s taller and fatter than me so i felt threatened… headbutting isn’t cheap when you’re being restrained and a big ass meat head is in your face. i might say that first shot was self defense… i felt like he would be the kind of guy to hit a motherfucker while his hands were held. cuz THAT’s the kind of guy bo is. the other two hits were icing on the cake.
on another note, i have to comment on all the stupid ass people who think a shot at love is REAL!!! i mean really?? really?? everyone on tv, on any “reality” show, is there for the cameras. NOT to find love or have a “shot” with Tila Tequila… i fucked hotter bitches when i was twelve… enjoy the rest of the season…right…like you’ll be watching. i mean, what’s the point now?! yawn…she’s boring.
Yeah. He has these words for Tila as well:
Nothing but love.
Wangbone Chad, you will be missed sorely. But know that you live on with your wangbone ways in the hearts of many and out of a housefull of skanks, you made it on The Soup. Rock on.
